Dick Roll

When you give someone a misleading surprise dick-pic. Just like a Rick Roll but with a dick.

Emily asked for a picture of my car but I Dick Rolled her instead.

by YaBoi_V_ October 3, 2020

Dolphin Dick

When a man has a urethra on the top of his penis, rather than on the end, like the blowhole of a dolphin.

Oh look, here comes old Dolphin Dick!

by Irish Diesel October 4, 2020

Eye-Dicking

While laying down face up, two men stand facing each other on either side of the head (ball hairs maybe tickling the ears) and slap their half-chubs on the closed eye lids (sometimes repeatedly, and in quick succession) of the supine individual .

On the next season of The Goop Lab: Gwyneth and the team head to go to Portland, where Anti-vaccine spirit healer, Sue, will show them the secret to eternal life and safety during the oncoming climate change driven resource wars through her pioneering work in her patented Eye-Dicking Therapy ™ Programs.

by HotYoungTechWizard October 4, 2020

dick

is great! helps to get ur family going! keep going idiots

boy: want to suck dick?

girl: sure

by Pixelpoika October 5, 2020

Tittie Dick

A person who places their penis in between male or female breasts.

"He just tittie dicked that bitch"
"Look at that tittie dick over there dicking those titties."

by Derick Ruhl October 5, 2020

The Portuguese Dick Trap

The Portuguese Dick Trap occurs when a small Portuguese woman called "Justa" seduces a man and she uses her ancient power to tighten around his dick, taking control of his mind and making him a slave until she takes his dick out.

Dude! Tyrone got taken by the Portuguese Dick Trap!

by BeanieBitch October 5, 2020

Urban Dick

1. A person from the urban city that is fucking mean.
2. What you search when you're too lazy to type 'Urban Dictionary'.

1. "Hey Joe, did you see that rich jerk from the city?"
"I know right, what an urban dick."

2. "Go search today's date on urban dick."
"Uhh- who's dick??"

by cuteypuppy7449 October 6, 2020