andrew dick

7 1/2

Kai loves andrew dick

by Mamapizza April 30, 2021

Big dick

A big dick girls would love in there vagina or ass

Girl: yeah i know josh had a big dick we fucked all night he even let me suck it

by Idek ok poo May 1, 2021

Dick Sandwitch

When you put your Dick in between two big titties.

"Hey guess what. I got a Dick Sandwitch last night"
"Sick duuude what was her bra size!"
"XXL Lez Goooooo"

by NeptunesRetardedCousinNeptard May 2, 2021

Eating dick

National eating dick day is on May 2 . Girls Celebrate by going out with their couple and eating their dick.

Julia:”I’m going to my boyfriend house to eat his dick.

Juan:”Why?”

Juliana:”Today is national eating dick day.”

by anonymous May 2, 2021

Dick

a really long fat stick with white stuff

Man1: I like the look of your dick
Man2: Yeah its very white

by hhhhhhheeeeeeellllloooooooooff May 2, 2021

Dick bulb moment

The moment you have an erection and your penis innovates a new idea for a sexual position.

Babe I have a dick bulb moment, turn sideways and upside down and let me fuck you from the back

by Shirtman22 May 4, 2021

The Dicked Down Giraffe

The ducked down giraffe is a wild Scottish animal and is not hard to spot. They stand over 7ft tall and normal width. If you want to catch a Dicked Down Giraffe just say something and the nosy bitch will turn round to hear what your saying even is it literally has nothing to do with them.

“Did you see the dicked down giraffe”
“turn around dicked down giraffe I didn’t say your name”

by ThePedoPolice May 5, 2021