stupid ass dumb bitch

a stupid ass dumb bitch, also known as Gaige Coose, is someone who claims to have no bitches on his dick when he actually does

Damn Gaige really said he doesn’t have any birches on his dick again? He really is a stupid ass dumb bitch.

by herepesfree February 28, 2023

March Slap Ass

this is the third month of the year and because the word ass has 3 letter this month will be dedicated to slap asses ad is not Gay slap friends girls everyone you know

me:I slapped a girls ass and she got mad I told her the it was march slap ass month

by Guzman_boy February 13, 2020

Beans de Ass

When someone tries to type "Buenos Dias" but fucks up and sends Beans de Ass

Beans de Ass am rigo, can I have some a ross cont polo

by Mars_ December 27, 2019

ass baps

When you see someone you know (or don't know) wearing summertime shorts that are far to short to be appropriate and the bottom of your arse (the kinda bottom of the cheeks) are on display to everyone and your unaware of it. (and we can thank the way that culture and Miley cilrus has done this through sluttly clothing styles)

Omg! Why would anyone wear that! Does he/she know that their ass baps are showing?!?

by maxwhite July 27, 2017

Ass quilting

Taking advantage at a quilting party by riding bare back on a wipe clean rocking chair

Ooo I’m going big ass quilting at Ruth’s house

by Little hillside January 21, 2020

Ass Cannon

Was a dangerous weapon used in Desert Storm. Banned for the severity of inhumane killing methods.

Ever used an ass cannon before? Whoever uses them usually are asshole.

by Suck Dick Sam May 23, 2015

Butt-ass early

Really early

We’re gonna have to get up butt-ass early tomorrow

by Assterblaswteer March 26, 2023