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Besides when cold or dehydrated, it's also a common side effect of doing to many stimulants like adderal or cocaine. Your penis shrivels up and gets hard from the vasoconstriction, and retreats into itself like a turtle into its shell. You are also basically impotent during this turtle dick state.
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he often brags about having a giant cock but in reality, it's very tiny.
he often brags about having a giant cock but in reality, it's very tiny.
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