shrimp dick

big ass fucking dick

wow you have a shrimp dick it's like 7 inches

by percaholiv August 17, 2023

Dick Panda

The smeared makeup look after giving a very intense blowjob that resembles a panda, or raccoon “trash panda”.

Tiffany sucked Brian’s dick with so much enthusiasm this morning it left her looking like a smiling dick panda.

by Brian LS August 4, 2023

Destroy Dick Year

An expanded version of Destroy Dick December, after a successful month of No Nut November and a successful month of Destroy Dick December, the player gets a chance to do the hardest challenge of them all, to destroy their dick for 365 days.

+ Dude, why does he smell like dead fish, and not even talking about how dead he looks?!
-He's a fighter, he's doing the Destroy Dick Year!

by iris the psycho November 8, 2022

Dick Sucker

A person who sucks a mans fucking testicles

Fucking go away dick sucker

by Deleted User 82923 January 3, 2020

Dick

A males reproductive system

Girl1:that guys dick is so big
Girl2:k

by Nurbb June 25, 2021

dick rehab

what someone goes through once a man fucks them over. they had bad dick and must go through rehabilitation from said dick.

the process of recovering from a bad break up or realizing that a man is toxic

amelia: oh my god he is such a bitch
bianca: you need dick rehab

by charli minaj-nikci October 31, 2021

Dick Dry-Heaving

When you cum so many times that you run out of sperm and can no longer ejaculate during orgasm.

Tyrone: Damn that bitch sucked me so good I was dick dry-heaving.

by The_God_of_Tits_and_Wine September 23, 2019