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shit my titties

A literal or metaphorical term expressing a range of possible emotions, including fear of anger.
I shit my titties preparing for my interview.
M was so annoyed, she shit her titties.
Ah, go shit your titties.
by Clouds of Magellan December 10, 2020
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Agh my leg

When someone in sponge Bob hurts their leg
Sponge Bob was driving his boat as he drove into the Krusty Krab and hits a table that crashed into a customer

Customer: Agh my leg!
by Goth cuck May 24, 2018
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twidle my asshole hairs

This is when you use a twiser to remove your asshole hairs.
by ladybird234 February 27, 2024
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my enemy's enemy is my friend

a phrase taken out of The United States foreign policy, but meaning here:

as long as I have a common enemy with a given person, I can be friends with that person; I'll take the risk that this friend of mine might betray me later.
Jason: James my man, why the heck are you friends with Robert? didn't he convince you and Alison to break up and the took Alison's virginity anyways?

James: Listen, my enemy's enemy is my friend. What I mean is, Alison and I were already having relationship issue before Robert became a regular at the bar where she then worked. Not only that but Robert and I have a common enemy, whose name is Carl. Robert hates Carl cuz Carl stole his car. And I hate Robert because he borrowed money from me to pay rent on a stupid storage locker and never bothered paying me back.

Jason: so now the you and Robert want to gang up on Carl?

James: Don't know yet, but Robert and I are friends because we do have a common enemy.
by Sexydimma May 19, 2012
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edgy mc my chemical romance

Another name for Underfell Sans, first used by Science Sans during the au Christmas party.
by Elenad3183 December 11, 2023
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Off the top of my phone

Putting the top of your phone to your head/temple while trying to think about something
"I tried to remember but I just couldn't think of it off the top of my phone."
by Kokocane September 21, 2016
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