turning my bike around

When you really need to pop but your in a busy place so need a discreet way of telling someone where your going

Me “just going turning my bike around”
Her ”ok bro”

Him “ where’s mike?

Her “he’s gone turning his bike around “

by MR CE August 10, 2021

my skin hurt

it does

Bro 1: Yo my skin hurt
Bro 2: sucks bro

by DrugsAlligator September 24, 2019

Eat my add

An insult used as a defense when one is simply terrible at fantasy football

How did you go 0-14 in Fantasy last year, did you just not try?

No, I tried every week.

Man, you must suck as fantasy football.

Eat my add…

by cuyahogablues August 30, 2023

Fluffing my oats

When someone or something is getting you all agitated.

Republicans are really fluffing my oats these day's

by BigGCount February 23, 2017

Vincent my cock

Originated from the name vincent van gogh (gogh pronounced as khok). Means between the lines of “suck my dick” and “fucking ‘til sunrise”

1
-Man, shrek 2 really sucks
- You know what Sharon? you can vincent my cock

2
- They’re kinda hot, lowkey wish we could vincent my cock

by qwerty kiv November 18, 2020

all up in my phone

when someone is lookin over your shoulder , reading your shit, and lookin at your phone when there not asked to!

WHY ARE YOU ALL UP IN MY PHONE FOR?! ("Gia why you all up in my phone!"-Lyza)

by LR<3 March 12, 2018

Wax my stick

A slang term used by surfers meaning to put a wax product on the surface of a surfboard to give better traction for their feet.
One such product is marketed as "Mr. Zog's Sex Wax - the best for your stick".

The term has a humorous double meaning of receiving oral sex (a blow job) as ones stick (penis) waxes (grows larger) from the attention.

I need to wax my stick first, then I'll join you in the water.

by Enriched.By.U May 5, 2013