My dick is massive

Something said by a guy with a micropenis

Person1: My dick is massive!

Person2: no it’s not...

by Guy with small dick July 22, 2018

Dick nipple

It's a nipple but with dicks

Hey dont let me suck your dick nipple

by 私はお尻食べる July 23, 2018

Ambi-dick-trous

When your hand job abilities are not limited to your dominant hand

“which hand did she use”
“both, she’s ambi-dick-trous”

by dixie rect July 23, 2018

Volcano Dick

When you are so fat that the skin around the base of your shaft becomes so plump that it starts to engulf your dick.

How big was his dick?
I’m not sure, he had a volcano dick.

by ggnoodles July 23, 2018

Dick cancer

a word used to scare a person who masturbates too much in which all the friction and loss of proteins causes spots baldness of your bush and the loss of foreskin

bro you need to stop punishing your cock your gonna catch dick cancer

by AZZeater445 July 26, 2018

Charmin Dick

When someone says something so cringey that not only do you go flaccid, you also become afflicted by erectile dysfunction it was so bad. Softer than soft = Charmin dick.

She said she wanted me to wear a diaper for sexy time later tonight. That shit gave me Charmin dick.

by Ultimax75 July 27, 2018

Dick slapper

When a guy takes his hard penis and smacks his bitch into place with it

If my girl steps outta line I’ll dick slapper her back into place

by Wondering idek July 28, 2018