dick gum

One that gums a cock to death

Harriet dick gummed majors dick to death

by southern belle July 23, 2015

Skinny Dicking

When a man is thrusting a very skinny woman causing a a small bulge to appear mainly in the stomach area.

Girl: Is that an alien popping out?
Guy: Nope, just Skinny Dicking.

Girl: Damn that some good dick.

by SirTwinkleToes November 24, 2017

Dick Houdini

Another word for a douche bag

Oh my god, that kid across the street is such a dick houdini.

by tits and assless chaps February 6, 2010

hard dick taco

A dick with moist kale wrapped in a burrito.

So she asked if she could see my hard dick taco.

by anonymous January 12, 2024

quasi-dicked

When attempting to fully insert your penis, and all she can physically manage is the tip.

Dude, did you hump that chick last night? "Yeah, but she was tiny, I only quasi-dicked her"

by Shagrug August 2, 2016

Dick

Something you’ll never get ;)

Dylan: “kylee can never get this dick”

by Smalldickboy March 28, 2022

Dick motivated

Refers to someone with amazing flirting skills that others just don’t get

Girl one: Hey that girl is dick motivated
Girl two: yeah that just means she’s good at flirting

by Official answer May 2, 2022