Twat Water

H2O that has combined with the juices of a wet twat.

We got in the bath (she was wet) and immediately I was hit with the scent of twat water. I almost drank some.

by CoffeeOnTheRocksStirredByPenis July 16, 2018

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Twat Yachting

Sailing the vast oceans of wet pussy.

Tonight I'm gonna hit the club and do some twat Yachting on these hoes.

by Trigga Bone April 7, 2016

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Someone who is wrong and an asshole about it thinking that they are right when in reality they are the farthest thing from it and will never forget the time when he beat you in an argument but really wouldn’t accept defeat

He’s a bloody twat

by Dog cunt June 15, 2020

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Twat Waffle

A complete and utter asshole. Someone so completely stupid and pathetically nasty that 'Twat Waffle' is literally the only thing you can use to describe them. Anything else is above them.

Oh haha guys look at that twat waffle over there!
This guy is such a twat waffle omg

by NellyJ April 17, 2023

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Lizard Twat

A lizard twat happens when a girl goes dry while you're inside her.

Yea dude, Morgan got a lizard twat last night. lizard skin

by Captain Neo September 2, 2016

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Twat knot

A person on the clock, getting paid, but, doing everything in their power to accomplish no work whatsoever, but, thinks they are important.. Knows that no one likes them because of their work ethic..

The twat knot will not be in work the rest of the week, because, he is not blind, but, can hear everyone talking about him..

by Just4fun68 July 24, 2020

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