by rsin102 September 9, 2025
Get the Toilet timemug. When you probe the asshole of a woman in a gyrating motion giving her a toilet flush like sensation, giving her a overwhelming orgasm.
by Anal Reign January 28, 2021
Get the Toilet Flushmug. A big beautiful ass.
by Hill billy joe January 25, 2021
Get the Toilet huggermug. by killman64 September 9, 2016
Get the Toilet Care Packagemug. When you take a shit at work thinking about the problem you are currently strugling with and suddenly you get an idea how to fix it.
Greg! Herman! I know how to fix that damn bug! I was taking a dump when the toilet wisdom enlightened me!
by rufik March 9, 2020
Get the Toilet wisdommug. by urmom.com0000000 April 22, 2024
Get the Skibodi toiletmug. What all the fat fucks in the United States decided to do when they heard that a pandemic was coming.
No one knows exactly why this occurred since toilet paper cannot protect you from the No No Virus. If you ask a hoarder they will use the lazy excuse about indefinite quarantines as though that justifies buying 3 years worth from Costco by the pallet. Someone even made a website about this shit and of course, most everyone had too much butt paper. Go figure.
Some greedy good for nothings also tried to make a profit to “help their family”, only to get the banhammer from the Feds for selling Charmin at a 1200% markup on eBay. Amateurs.
You can find some pseudo-intellectual bullshit in the media about comfort and the bullwhip effect, yada yada - this is the nice way of saying people are retards and controlled by their reptilian impulses.
Many lulz will ensue in the coming months when things calm down and all the butt cucks try to return their paper paradise to Walmart, only to be told no and to gtfo.
No one knows exactly why this occurred since toilet paper cannot protect you from the No No Virus. If you ask a hoarder they will use the lazy excuse about indefinite quarantines as though that justifies buying 3 years worth from Costco by the pallet. Someone even made a website about this shit and of course, most everyone had too much butt paper. Go figure.
Some greedy good for nothings also tried to make a profit to “help their family”, only to get the banhammer from the Feds for selling Charmin at a 1200% markup on eBay. Amateurs.
You can find some pseudo-intellectual bullshit in the media about comfort and the bullwhip effect, yada yada - this is the nice way of saying people are retards and controlled by their reptilian impulses.
Many lulz will ensue in the coming months when things calm down and all the butt cucks try to return their paper paradise to Walmart, only to be told no and to gtfo.
My neighbor has been entertaining herself by engaging in toilet paper hoarding. She has 14 pallets and can’t even park her car in the garage anymore.
by TauKitty April 21, 2020
Get the Toilet Paper Hoardingmug.