Third party crushing

When his balls are under his leg and his partner tries to climb over him but slips and lands their leg on top go his, crushing his balls.

I was trying to shimmy over my man last night but slipped and gave him a third party crushing.

by Sir_Rutto October 31, 2020

Third Imposter

Someone who teams up with imposters in the game Among Us even though they are a crewmate.

Blue (Crewmate): Pink is clear, I was with him the whole time. Has to be orange.
Pink (Imposter): Yeah, Orange is imposter.
(Blue is third impostering)

by kamakiwi October 31, 2020

Thirsty

Thirsty ; noun
To be thirsty, means one is simply just water hungry

Person 1: hey, have you ever been water hungry?

Person 2: you mean thirsty?

Person 1: oh shit bro, yeah

Yes I just used that meme.... Deal with it

by TheEmos_ActualNightmare November 6, 2020

Third Cousin

A cousin that shares a same pair of great great grandparents. Most people never met their third cousins. There’s plenty of people that never even met their second cousins.

I’m meeting my third cousin tomorrow who I’ve never even met before.

by AntiCircumcisionMan November 7, 2020

Third Wheel

The person in a group of people (usually two, though sometimes more) who is most often left out of things.

The third wheel is usually there for one of two reasons - to act as a mediator, such as with a couple, or to be the "convenience friend" when nobody else is there to hang.

Third wheels are not normally forcefully excluded from activities, but they're not usually invited or informed about them either.

Not to be confused with being third-wheeled.

Jim left the friend group because he was sick of being excluded as a third wheel.

by verwijder January 18, 2021

third head

shaking your dick

I shook my third head last night so hard man

by Peanut_Shmeanut January 19, 2021

Third Imposter

A third imposter is a person who acts like an imposter in the game among us while he is an innocent crewmate and gets every other innocents killed

Oh look a confirmed crewmate who scanned
D4 being third imposter: omg that person is an imposter I saw him vent I swear

*Innocent confirmed crewmate gets thrown out the ship*

by The Funny Guy 69 December 23, 2020