Morning Wood

Your morning boner, for boys.

Lola: *takes the covers off* well u have morning wood.
Tom: scrumpsilucios.

by jiminsloml May 20, 2022

Bullers wood

bullers wood is a school full of slags who don’t know anything other than how to snake on everything.. they had a protest and all of a sudden they all think they’re the shit when in reality no one cares they won’t admit it but they’re all hated by other schools

in conclusion just don’t go to bullers

i went bullers wood turns out i had over 80 ex’s by year 9

by UrMum.com October 24, 2020

Split the wood

A mark ass nigga that splits the backwood instead of unraveling the backwood

Yo this nigga Marcus deadass just split the wood

by Splithewood December 2, 2016

gentry wood

A careing and loveing person; always faithful and dependable, romantic,very good in bed

Gentry wood is so awesome

by Lesbian420 May 29, 2015

Jayem Wood

A person (usually male) who is devoutly christian and searches for a mexican woman, he will often use phrases sush as, "it's funny how", "I love how", and "it's weird, because".

Thinks very highly of himself whilst being as useful as a block of wood.

You here he joined the cartel and forgot to pray, what a jayem wood

by minty monty March 12, 2024

Beaumont woods

All you can smell is curry and noodles

This place is Beaumont woods

by Sexy paki 123 August 21, 2019

Wood Man

A character from mega man 2, and a main character in siivagunner. He can portal around and hop around timelines, turn into a mech but somebody needs to control him, and use leaf shield. Wood Man is also pretty nice >:

Wood Man is pretty nice >:

by Muda Man October 27, 2020