Someone or something that is excellent and deserving of praise. A semi-crude but subtle crossover of the phrases “the cat’s ass” and “the cats pyjamas” pronounced similar to pyjamas but contextually a felines vagina. To be used when in the company of likeminded peers that can be crass but in a PG-13 language setting where “the cat’s ass” might be too strong a use of language (with children present or around clergy members for example).

Bill: Hey Tom, I saw you pull up to the school in a new Lincoln Aviator. What do you think of the massaging seats?
Bill’s 6 year old son Bobby: Dad, what’s an Aviator?
Bill: It’s a very nice car, son . . . Well, Tom. What do you think of them?
Tom: Honestly, their the cat’s vajanas.

The cat’s vajanas by Dr. Jett January 12, 2023

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The SVT (Sloppy Vagina Theorem)

The Sloppy Vagina Theorem (SVT) states that if a girl is still a virgin and has never used her vagina then she has no need for upkeep and it will more than likely be sloppy.

Thomas: Man I'd love to fuck Audry
Charlie: Dude she's never her vagina before
Thomas: Fuck that means its sloppy
Charlie: Damn SVT...

The SVT (Sloppy Vagina Theorem)

The SVT (Sloppy Vagina Theorem) by Cbuck25 August 27, 2009

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THE University of Virginia

See James Madison University.

James Madison University: THE University of Virginia.

THE University of Virginia by GoSkins8921 May 17, 2008

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