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Sausage dildo

The act of shitting into a condom, tying the condom off and preceding to use it as a dildo
After we got done fucking I went to the restroom and gave her a sausage dildo to play around with.
by iamacp_xxvii August 30, 2016
mugGet the Sausage dildomug.

Sausage Blanky

When the man removes the cooked minced meat from a hot sausage roll replacing it with his penis and covers it with ketchup before getting oral sex by his partner.
After dinner the mans gf/wife asked for seconds so he offered her a hot “sausage blanky”
by Gandu D March 18, 2019
mugGet the Sausage Blankymug.

Full sausage

The act of insulting someone so thoroughly that no response will undue or lesson the insult. An over the top mean spirited insult delivered out of deep spite that truly hurts the recipient and reveals how dickheaded the person is who rendered the insult.
The coach went full sausage on that sensitive young kid when he missed the easy shot .
by Ofashea October 15, 2019
mugGet the Full sausagemug.

Sausage Slot

She has a soggy sloppy slavering sausage slot
by Toastncheese June 25, 2021
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Sausage

It’s a slang replacement for “exhausted”.
Used to describe how tired you are— so much that you can be a non-living piece of meat.
Oh my God dude, i didn’t sleep at all last night doing homework I’m fucking sausage.”
by Emmanuel_hater123 April 1, 2020
mugGet the Sausagemug.

Sausage

by TheGr8Cornholio December 22, 2023
mugGet the Sausagemug.

sausage soiree

A party where all the attendees are men who have group sex with each other, but in a classy environment.
Bruce hired caterers to serve food to all of the naked, erect guests at his sausage soiree.
by RadicalDelusion July 16, 2014
mugGet the sausage soireemug.

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