Text deaf

When someone ignores questions you text them and continue conversation skipping over parts

mom: “have you made a dentist appointment?”
Me: “have you seen my red shoes around?”

Mom: “no I haven’t and are you text deaf?”

by Legopuffer May 23, 2018

Text Ferret

Usually a semi-closeted gay man, if not a "full blown in your face look at me gay". Who is on their phone texting other Ferrets non-stop to hopefully close as many deals as they possibly can, for that days depravity. Usually Married, or someones Uncle.

OMG, can you believe my Uncle Chuck, he really thinks we don't know he is not doing "Business" on his phone. I saw his snap-chat, he is so totes a Text Ferret.

by Korty4040 May 19, 2023

Cross Texting

The act of texting someone on multiple social media sites in the same moment. Leaving them confused or irritated most of the time.

Billy: Yo, why the hell did you text me on snap, instagram and facebook all at the same time? We just got done texting on insta.

Jimothy: Sorry for the Cross Texting. I thought I could get your attention by that quicker.

Example 2:
*George has a conversation with Walter on snapchat, as soon as they stop talking, George sends Walter memes on Instagram, George checks facebook and sees messages from Walter from over an hour ago, deciding to answer him there now.*

Walter: Can you stop Cross Texting me all the damn time!

George: Sorry, I do it religiously.

by v1ruzes December 9, 2023

texting and scones

sending nudes

“bro, she wants some texting and scones with you”

by uwu queen bish May 6, 2022

texting back

When someone sends a message to your phone and you open and reply to that message

She is really bad at texting back.

by John Johnsonn June 18, 2017

Text

I feel the place,rocked, where you reside deep inside me. I am struggling with my feeling , trying to find a place to let the hurt rest. My heart is big and wonderful and mostly pure. There is magic afoot Tempting and tempered by all that would keep us apart. I am open and I am broken as I stand before you, Teetering on my missteps while trying to fly

I poured my heart out in a text.

by Where4Rthou? April 15, 2021

Noodle Texting

Texting while noodle grooving

Damn look at that noodle texter.....

What the fuck is that dude doing over there humping the air while texting He's not humping the air He's noodle texting.....

by Puddle guts October 8, 2023