Scottish gardner

Mixing scotch with a wine

I had a scottish gardner last night at that wedding.

by Gonzo4413 July 9, 2022

Scottish Exit

Get up to leave and say "Don't worry lads, I've got the tip." Then cash pay a weak tip based on your idea of the bill, but do not pay for your own meal and drinks. Scoot .away.

Mary said to Dave, " what's this 156 dollar charge?"

Dave says, "appears to be Pope's food and drink, but he got the tip."
Mary says: " He only paid the tip? Not his portion?"
Dave: "Yeah he pulled a Scottish Exit."

by carpetstain July 14, 2022

Scottish Surprise

When someone kisses a person who appears to be a woman in a skirt but soon realized it was a man in a kilt

“Yeah dude I totally got a Scottish Surprise from that blond over there”

by bagpiping penguins July 28, 2022

Scott

Scott is probably the hottest man you will ever meet. Their personality is rare: leadership and attractiveness. Scotts are known for good pairing with dark haired real Latinas. Scott is a papasito,in every sense. Get yourself a Scott and spoil him in the bed and outside because they deserve it.

-You know you are dating a Scott when you always want to get on your knees for him!

-She is dating a Scott, lucky girl...

by papisgirl August 1, 2022

Scott

Scott is a hard to get person

She will always fall for a SCOTT

by Scott story August 3, 2022

scott

scott has a huge fucking knob about 16 inches . scott is hench and a chill dude he gets any bitch he wants and has lots of money he is a part of a hustlers university

scott is sexxy and has a bid knob

by bigbitchrory August 6, 2022

Scottish Sun Dial

Take a table to the top of a hill in the Scottish countryside, and place a plastic penis on top of it, and rotate with the path of the sun.

I was bored one day, and decided to go outside and become a Scottish Sun Dial

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022