Johnny’s Sausage

Johnny’s sausage is a crucial part of everyone’s day.
It’s a food;)

“When lunch comes around I’ll be looking for Johnny’s sausage!”

by Moth Vomit February 16, 2021

Sausage Blanky

When the man removes the cooked minced meat from a hot sausage roll replacing it with his penis and covers it with ketchup before getting oral sex by his partner.

After dinner the mans gf/wife asked for seconds so he offered her a hot “sausage blanky”

by Gandu D March 18, 2019

Buttered Sausage

Verb. The act ejaculating on a flaccid penis. See also; Greasing the Pole, and Painting the Shaft.

Ever since Hansen was diagnosed with erectile dysfunction, he’s been addicted to buttered sausage. “What it is, what it does, why is it doing what it’s doing, Get it out of my face.”

by Grundlethunder October 22, 2025

Sausage Hostage

Huge penis but with 2 other words

Can you hold my Sausage Hostage while i peeing? The doctor said i don't allow to lift heavy weight.

by Pussyeater121 June 1, 2017

Filling the sausage

Filling the sausage is when someone takes a fat shit in a condom then uses it as a dildo to cum too.

Mom what the fuck I’m filling the sausage get out

by Sausage filler123456789 February 20, 2024

sausage link braid

A braid traditionally worn by bikers to keep their beard or long hair from whipping their face or from knotting.

Chris rides his bike so fast, he sausage link braids his beard so it doesn't whip his face.

by Hero82 October 7, 2021

Sausage train

When several dudes are "connected" as if in a train.

That's not a human centipede, that's a sausage train.

by Dirty Chaos September 19, 2017