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Politically Retarded

When one believes anything they see on their TV without checking it through. Then goes and says retarded off-topic shit
***ACTUAL CONVERSATION***
Grandma: How come the Dems can fund Sound Barring walls, but not the border wall?
Me: *laughs* wow grandma you sound so Politically Retarded right now.

Mr. Retardo 

A legendary hero that makes fun of fat women that eat at McDonald's constanly
A Mr. Retardo was seen throwing eggs at fat women as they came out of McDonald's.
Mr. Retardo by Fartface McKenzie September 30, 2006

Compound Retardation 

The act of doing something stupid and or retarded followed by another unintentional but equally retarded action.
Scott: What is an example of compound retardation?

Michael: When Kevin threw up then slipped in his own vomit and broke his arm.

retardware 

1: Software that serves no useful purpose, but impairs the function of your computer, often due to using up RAM. Unlike spyware or malware this is just due to poor design rather than malicious intent.

2: Software designed to make computers easier for lusers to use, but ends up teaching them bad habits which cause them to wreck their computer or otherwise make using it more difficult than it needs to be.
Much of the "bonus" software that comes pre-installed with home computers sold by major manufacturers tends to fit one or both definitions of "retardware".
retardware by Korgmeister August 2, 2006

Retardious 

Being of or associated with people of the retarted nature.
Anthony: I play with barbies

Max:do you really ?

Anthony: YAAAA

Max:Your fuckin Retardious
Retardious by Max and Anthony November 10, 2008

Retardeditity 

A level of being retarded beyond the regular level of retardation.
Adams level of retardeditity never ceases to amaze me.
Retardeditity by Dragon Toes September 30, 2007