pimp

Peeing-in-my-pants

Yo dude, that was pimp funny;

Yo dude, I'm lol pimp.

by Adrenal D May 6, 2009

Pimp

Protstutes of the soul. Pimps tend to never have good intentions. If your dumb you gravitate to them and let them sell your wares.

Jon: check out what I did in 07' ~~buy kelly mugs, tshirts and magnetsSomeone's exposed butt crack. Especially when at least three inches is visible and hairy.

(See plumbers crack.)
Dude! get a belt, you showin your kelly! and by the way, shave a line where your back stops and your butt starts.
butt crack kelly plumbers crack bytt cleavage gross

by John the man! Dec 9, 2007

Me: You ass, your prostituting people. What do you call youself a pimp too? Make it funnier instead of hateful and it would mean more.

by IliketoplayWmyownbllsdude December 7, 2009

Pimp's Shoulda

A mang with clean shoulda's becuz they brush der shoulda's off.

Jorelle: Damn nigga you got pimp's shoulda's.
Jamal: That's how we roll in the clean norf nigga. Let's go score some crack!
Jorelle: Mos def nigga i haven't smoked dem rocks in two days! Nigga!

by Mack Pervert April 4, 2004

pimp

Noun:
P- Player
I- In
M- a Management
P- Position

That pimp nigga got twenty hoes in his stable.

by Pimpin Stylz September 20, 2008

Pimp

The owner of a crystler Dynasty, usually between the years of 88 and 93, Must contain a Loud stereo, air horn, and some Fog Lights.

Ricky's "Pimp"mobile

by Rbayliss February 25, 2011

Pimp

When you finish a night wearing the hat of an 80 year old woman

I finished the night wearing the hat of an 80 year old woman, that's got to be some sort of Pimp record...

by druben March 9, 2011

PIMP

Peed In My Pants..honestly who really "rolls on the floor laughing" ? NO ONE. pimp is more erellivant.

SHEREE: LOL the other day i laughed so hard I PIMP'd.
JENNY: YEAH WELL I ROFL'D.
SHEREE: gtfo.

by supcakeee February 24, 2007