lipstick on a pig

A horrible, sexist smear against female Vice Presidential candidates, especially when used following a sentence that has nothing to do with said Vice Presidential candidate.
"John McCain says he's about change too, and so I guess his whole angle is, 'Watch out George Bush -- except for economic policy, health care policy, tax policy, education policy, foreign policy and Karl Rove-style politics -- we're really going to shake things up in Washington.' That's not change. That's just calling something the same thing something different. You know you can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig. You know you can wrap an old fish in a piece of paper called change, it's still going to stink after eight years. We've had enough of the same old thing." -Perhaps the most sexist statement ever uttered in the history of humankind
by elchip3 September 10, 2008
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Pig-Fucker

When a bro says something insulting to a third party that you agree with internally though can't agree with socially, said bro can be labeled a "Pig-Fucker" to clearly establish that you support his remarks whilst also acknowledging the need to maintain face and apparent defense of the insulted.
Frank: Hey Suzie, your ass is HUGE today, bitch!

Biff: Shut up Pig-Fucker. Jesuz, that's my girlfriend for christ sake.
by WorldEnergy February 03, 2010
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Flying the Pig

When you don't want to tell your homeboy, homeboys, homegirls, or homegirl that you are dating the cop, police officer, military offical who arrested, busted, two-steped with, or anyone of your family memebers or friends who had a previous relationship with them that you are now and they find out anyways
I don't want to be flying the pig on this one, do you know how upset _______ will be if (he/she) finds out? Maybe I should tell (her/him/or them) but what if they tease me!

It is none of their concern whether or not I am flying the pig, bacon is bacon, a uniform is a uniform, we have good sex without everyone knowing about it

It doesn't matter if you are on the same team or not, you were flying the pig

You act like you are flying the pig, what are you not telling me?

The girls in Jail told me we were dating when I wasn't sure that we really were so I apologized for Flying the Pig on them

Two Pigs that are dating are definately flying
by Andrea Pearson-Haas October 16, 2008
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Dick Pig

A sexually aggressive girl who will stop at nothing to suck all and every dick possible.
Hayley is such a dick pig. She sucked every dude on the teams dick twice and then snorted up every drop of cum that missed her stupid open mouth.
by Burnt dick brent July 05, 2019
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Beer Pig

Someone who drinks beer fast.
Someone who drinks 2 beers to your one.
"Guys, wanna go in a shout of beers".
"Fuck off, not with you. Your a fucking beer pig"
by OMO Boner September 19, 2007
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lipstick on a pig

(a misogynistic term originally used by some Democrats to insult Sarah Palin during the US presidential campaign of 2008); they didn't like how much make make-up she had on)

a) overkill, when people go over and/or beyond their call of duty or responsibilities, or beyond acceptable socio -moral boundaries when doing something.

b) when people, for whatever reason, go out on a limb, and propose, for their zeitgeist, extremely novel, eccentric, living underwater type ideas for the improvement and/or regeneration of their society
a) I support capital punishment as a principle for certain crimes and under certain conditions, and will not, under any circumstances, go lipstick on a pig and reject the principle of capital punishment itself because I hate lethal injection or lethal gas as a method of execution; or, I might reject the use of capital punishment for a specific case; the moral of the fable is, do not go lip lipstick on a pig and betray your own moral principles.

b) The Philosophes, people such a Rousseau, Diderot, Voltaire and Montesquieu, among others, did indeed go lipstick on a pig between the death of Louis XIV and The American Revolution and accidentally ushered in The French Enlightenment
by Sexydimma February 07, 2020
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Porky Pig

When you aren't sure about the spelling of a word and may even have it so badly misspelled that even a spell checker can't figure out what you mean, so you use a synonym that you can spell.
Sometimes it is nesicary.., nessicary.., necisary.., nessicarey..,Sometimes it is required that you rely on spell check when you don't know how to spell a word.

Sometimes I have to porky pig "necessary"; I can't spell it to save my life and usually I
by 1337ninjer July 11, 2012
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