phone condom

The art of placing your smart phone in a sealable plastic bag to use your phone around water.

I am using a phone condom while I take a shower so we can keep texting.

by Adventure13.1 May 05, 2017

android phone

a paperweight that belongs in the 2013 mac pro; so horrible and slow its comparable to rotting natural matter and animal waste, its truely pieces of sh

android phones belong in the 🗑️

by 584940493395874392034839394 October 20, 2024

Icelandic flip-phone

Sex with little person, and you flip them to where they are completely upside down.

Finally landed bridgette the midget, we did that Icelandic flip-phone. 10/10 recommend

by Thiswaslacysfault2022 January 10, 2022

Love at first phone

“Love at first phone” is the telephone version of “love at first sight”. It is when someone falls in love with someone the first time they speak to them on the phone.

I spoke with Denise Romano today for the first time, feel like I fell in love with her, expression “love at first phone” perfectly describes what happened.

by concision November 03, 2023

smart phone dump

Using smart while moving your bowels causing you to spend longer that required squating on the turd catcher

I took a smart phone dump earler , took me two hours to realise i only had to piss

by Joe O'Regan October 06, 2015

Smash Phone

When someone says something gross through text or call. Just generally through the phone. Your reaction would be to immediately say smash phone

"look Ken sent me sext. Gosh smash phone."

by nixymushy April 22, 2020

Phone savy

Knowing more about a phone then you let on

You kids think I’m so dumb when I’m actually phone savy

by Dxja_vu January 19, 2019