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Peter

The type of guy who makes the first move, only to leave you hanging, constantly making you question whether you're actually together or just caught in his confusing game. He’s the average white guy with decent humor and a decent personality—nothing too remarkable, but he definitely needs someone who can match his energy. Peter has that lowkey "gay" vibe but is still cute and nice enough to make you think twice. He’s sweet, and in fact, he was probably your first for a lot of things—like the first person to ever give you flowers, which, honestly, was so cute. He gets along with your family like he's already part of it, which can be endearing. But here’s the catch: he’s an expert at acting, and not in the good way. Under all the charm, he’s still hung up on his past relationship, and you’ll realize that he's not quite over it, even if he tries to play it cool. He's sweet, but when he's desperate or confused, he can get a little mean and defensive, claiming it’s just him being nervous and nonchalant. All of this makes you think, "I like you back, Peter," but let’s be real, your constant simping over a girl group? Huge ick. It’s a turn-off that’s hard to ignore.
Honestly, Peter’s got me so confused. He’ll be all sweet, giving me flowers, but then I catch him posting those cryptic Instagram notes about his ex. Like, dude, just admit you're not over it already. And don't even get me started on his gyatt—how does a guy with a butt like that leave me hanging?
by Maufel February 19, 2025
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PISTOL PETER

A short, but extremely effective Caucasian penis. Named after the former NBA player "Pistol Pete" Maravich. A short in stature guard, who had a knack to penetrate deeply. Not to be confused with his Caucasian brethren, a Larry Bird, which is a LARGE Caucasian penis.
"Dude wasn't HUNG, but he hit every spot at the right time, like Pistol Peter"
by JJ Milla September 23, 2022
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Peter Parker

Who?
Person 1: I met this guy named Peter Parker
Person 2: Who?
by Animus_Magnum January 31, 2022
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helly and peter

the greatest 2 people to ever roam this earth. helly is the most beautiful person ever, meanwhile peter is very handsome. that’s what makes them so well together 🫶
helly and peter : “we are better than all you bitches
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A hand full of Peter

a band from the animated american sitcom "Family Guy" consisting of charters Glenn Quagmire and Peter Griffin.

songs include "Credit card debt"
"Alyssa Malano"
"I poop in strange places"
Tristan: What's a hand full of Peter? Another blow job joke on Family Guy?
John Boy: Listen; Glenn Quagmire: Alyssa Malano, i knew yo ware gunna be hut wham jou ware nene.
by Soctor2 September 12, 2017
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Peter Griffin Tactic

A person or someone who buys thousands of lottery tickets and becomes rich overnight and uses the money to start their own business or to avoid the real world because its a joke and a modern day form of slavery instead of being bossed around by people.
Random person: Hey how do you like working here I wanna work here.
Employee: Its not fun its like hell and a modern day form of slavery because its a waste of my free time and happiness so I'm using them as a tool to use the Peter Griffin Tactic to start my own business because the way the world works is dumb and a joke.
by AntiFursAreNazis December 8, 2023
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