Nose Squisher

A blowjob given in such a way that the person performing it mashed their nose against the pubic area of the guy they're fellating. Not to be confused with a Blender, which is the same except the persom performing the blowjob doesn't keep their teeth off of the penis.

Kevin's couldn't stop shivering for a good five minutes after his gf gave him a Nose Squisher.

by NotableDiscomfort February 13, 2024

Phuk Nose

A polite way of writing, "Fuck knows." Also used to bypass content filters, parents, and illiterate jackasses.

Can also be used as an insult.

<kurobeastix>: how'd class go?
<shadowsong>: phuk nose. i didn't go.
<kurobeastix>: LAWL

<imanoob>: wanna cyba?
<shadowsong>: bug off, phuk nose.
<imanoob>: wat.

by Shadowsong December 18, 2010

you brok my nose

oleg pakhotin has a very large penis and says this when he gets aroused (penis goes big)

big muscly man: i will brok your nos
oleg: you brok my nose
ig muscly man: i like lots sex

by jaqcuavious dingletonthefirst June 7, 2022

Nose

Something that lord Voldemort doesn’t have :)

Voldemort: I have a army
Harry: I have a nose
Voldemort: *kills

by Josh dunnnnnn July 9, 2018

Blue nose

A deluded fan of Everton, still thinking that they are a big club and that their last success was last century, usually has a Welsh accent and think that they are the people’s club, when encounted usually very, very bitter.

He’s always angry and bitter cos he’s a blue nose

by The City Is Red January 20, 2018

Booze Nose

When you get a runny nose the day after a long night of drinking.

Person 1: "Hey, can you had me a tissue. My nose has been super runny today and I can't figure out why."
Person 2: "Did you go out last night?"
Person 1: "Yeah."
Person 2: "Sounds like you got a case of booze nose, bro."

by PassduhCharles July 9, 2012

Nose cuddles

Invented by Keith Hansen, nose cuddles are the act of hugging one’s nose with your own nose by touching noses.

I melted his heart with my nose cuddles.

by Nixsey September 13, 2020