Smurf You

A nicer way of saying F**k you.

Me: "Guess what I just did!?!
You: "Your mom?"
Me: "Smurf you a**hole."

by footballfan62698 December 24, 2010

you goofy

Whatever the fuck meech means

Bro you goofy

by foodlover100000 July 08, 2018

You on Kazoo

A 1989 video of a bunch of kids playing kazoos, singing, dancing, and talking to a demon they called the pretend spirit.

1: I swear, You on Kazoo is great! They get to communicate with demons!

by MadBeast1331 February 26, 2018

YOU MOTHERFUCKER

The thing you say to russian brats. Make sure to also fight him in the ring. ALONE

Cool man: "Hello mr. Putin. I am an ordinary man from DENMARK. I will fight you to the DEATH. YOU MOTHERFUCKER. I will meet you in the ring. ALONE"

by SpaghettiLover609 March 06, 2023

you remember that

When You want to hang out with your Friend but they come up with some lousy excuse, so you tell them you remember that because when they want to hang out with you, you will come up with some lousy excuse just like they did.

Man 1 : "Hey, lets go this place."
Man 2 : "No, I'm playing video games."
Man 1 : "You remember that."

(Five Days Later) ;
Man 2 : "Dude, let's hang out!"
Man 1 : "No sorry, I'm playing video games right now."

by grandest of autismo November 18, 2018

You name it

«You name it» means everything a person can think of

Girls are beautiful, sexy, hot, pretty, georgoes, - you name it

by jojoalmbam June 30, 2021

Are you soft

Meaning is your dick soft or hard

Martha: are you soft?
Lewis: what? No?

Martha: 💀😂 so you’re hard then?
Lewis: ohhhhhh

by Yolo123jokes69 March 05, 2020