Aaron cold

To be so physically cold that you feel like an iceberg...

1. God, I'm so freaking freezing...
2. Are you Aaron cold?
1. Yeah, dude.

2. Damn, that's cold.

by Lizzythekitcat June 22, 2016

Cold Snapper

Ice cold beer. Must be a can, hence “snapper”.

Man, what a week! I think I’m gonna throw back some cold snappers with the boys tonight.

by Whale? September 15, 2021

Cold Hairless Vaginal Virginity

The opposite of hot furry anal sex. (Hairless is better than Skinless)

Man, you still watch Hot Furry Anal Sex? Get good and watch some Cold Hairless Vaginal Virginity.

by Foiloiup December 14, 2022

Cold Fronts

Slang for burnouts

The challenger is here, get ready for some cool car cold fronts

by PhonkeeTown June 5, 2022

hiv cold

When a human male gets a common cold and fever strikes.
Common has nothing to do with it.

Death is there, you know it, death knows it.
Unaware of the danger is your wife/ girlfriend and possibly the doctor who refuses to treat you - every single time.

The survival rate of hiv cold is next to nothing. Possibly the single greatest threat to mankind.

by k1b5 May 25, 2016

cold

A man who’s prominently muscular, breaks the camouflage skateboard every ride. Bad in bed (tends to fart).

omg look at cold go, he’s flying done that hill

by bigfatwilly March 3, 2021

Cold Brew

When you ice your nuts while you cum

Gosh I'd love some yogurt parfait with this cold brew

by Br0cc0liR0b October 17, 2022