blow your nose

Junior misunderstood when his dad saw a booger in his nostril and told him, "blow your nose." He's been enjoying a steady diet of coke ever since.

Don't ever tell a cocaine addict, "blow your nose," because they will take it literally.

by Polly Mathers October 1, 2020

the nose hose

when a girl is performing oral sex with you're penis. when you are about to ejaculate, start tickling the girl and cum into her mouth. The sperm will then proceed to shoot out of the girls nose like it does when someone laughs while drinking milk.

mike 2: "i just did the nose hose with ailatan, it was so funny when it came out of her nose."
ronald: no way!!! i want to try that soo bad!!

by TheCHAMP... March 12, 2012

Gonzo Nose

When someone takes their penis and lays it on someone’s face, specifically where their nose is.

You still talking to that girl?

No bro, I told her about my fetish and she ghosted me.

What is your fetish?

I’m into giving Gonzo noses.

How do you give someone a gonzo nose?

Lay down.

by PatientZeropointZero December 7, 2022

Play-doh nose

When a nose is so chubby and thick it looks like a chunk of play-doh that someone just slapped on

Amber: Anfisa is so pretty but something’s off about her face
Ashley: it’s because she has a play-doh nose

Amber: omg you’re right!

by nextdoor_simpleton April 17, 2024

Nose poop

Sexy, special and attractive booger or person which that person always does naughty things such as having segg with others

Grandpa ying:hey nose poop wanna do something naughty 😈

Nose poop:like last night?

Grandpa ying: you’re such a nose poop!

by Not pork June 8, 2023

Reverse brown nosing

When someone who you used to brown nose starts brown nosing you back.

Remember when the new Vice President was hired and Brady was the biggest brown noser? Now the VP is reverse brown nosing!

by Luke Willis February 12, 2015

John hippe-wiggle-diggle-nose

Literal god

"Dude , John hippe-wiggle-diggle-nose is literal god"

by Major Malard June 16, 2022