Is the true God of this world
Tramples all other religions.
The planets are actually meatballs.
God of the pastafarian religion.
Tramples all other religions.
The planets are actually meatballs.
God of the pastafarian religion.
Name of the sauce, the meat and the pasta, Spaghmon,
Please bless me with spaghetti for dinner tonight,
Thank you Flying Spaghetti Monster,
Spaghmon.
Please bless me with spaghetti for dinner tonight,
Thank you Flying Spaghetti Monster,
Spaghmon.
by Pastafarian is only religion August 19, 2017
Get the Flying Spaghetti Monstermug. Dope Dick
A man that slings the dick i so satisfying to a female, she gets strung out on him like really good dope
A man that slings the dick i so satisfying to a female, she gets strung out on him like really good dope
by Fruity Pebblez February 10, 2018
Get the Dope Dick Monstermug. The vagina. Described as such because of its likeness to a monster's mouth, but rotated counter-clockwise ninety degrees into a vertical position.
by Marimba Man July 4, 2009
Get the Sideways Monster Mouthmug. A word meaning, When one, usually a female with large breasts otherwise known as boobs}, tit, knockers, {ta-ta's, twins, chi-chi's, or boobies, goes out in public not wearing the correct support needed to hold those babies in, and could possibly be sagging a bit. This person could accidentally fall or might possibly attemp to run, jog, or sprint, scaring people because they are a braless titti monster
1.) Steve - Oh man, did you see that girl trying to run to not miss the bus?
Mike- Yeah, she was a braless titti monster
2.) Bettina - Oh my god Krista, I totally forgot to put on a bra before going to the grocery store!
Krista - Wow. You look like a braless titti monster
Mike- Yeah, she was a braless titti monster
2.) Bettina - Oh my god Krista, I totally forgot to put on a bra before going to the grocery store!
Krista - Wow. You look like a braless titti monster
by Krista aka Shelia April 26, 2008
Get the braless titti monstermug. Last night Latwanda was on her period, but I unleashed the Strawberry Semen Monster anyway... Now I need to buy new sheets
by DurkDurkDurka May 13, 2011
Get the Strawberry Semen Monstermug. Term used to describe my unnaturally large penis. Typically given to a person named Matt. Names also referring to Jesus Monster Cock are White Python and Don Knotts. J.M.C is the accepted abbreviation for Jesus Monster Cock
M: Hey Chan, did you hear Brit screaming last night?
C:*confused* Maybe
M: Well, she was riding my Jesus Monster Cock like a pogo stick! I was giving some major Don Knotts.
C:*confused* Maybe
M: Well, she was riding my Jesus Monster Cock like a pogo stick! I was giving some major Don Knotts.
by Duck Butter McGee November 15, 2012
Get the Jesus monster cockmug. The green-eyed monster was there when an acquaintance of my friend visited his house and it took a toll on his relationship with his girlfriend.
by The Return of Light Joker November 13, 2011
Get the green-eyed monstermug.