Ur mom

If your friend said this to you, you just got got

They say sex and gender are the same thing but I don’t remember having gender with YOUR MOM last night

by Hehdudneb September 30, 2020

Taters for mom

A simile used when something is extraordinarily good. Can be used by itself as well.

“That steak was tastier than taters for mom!”

- “Did you watch the new Tarantino film?”
- “Yeah, that shit was taters for mom!”

by Spumgus October 7, 2020

Ur mom

The two words who rule them all

Person 1:ur mean
Person 2:ur mom
Person 1:(dies)

by Totally_Dbangz October 12, 2020

ur mom

big dumb stupid

ur mom big dumb stupid

by Ur mom go peepeepoopoo October 16, 2020

Soccer mom

A white, suburban woman whose only purpose in life is to drive her whiny ass kids places, be a housewife, and go get her hair and nails done with her friends. She is Christian, and hates anything that might corrupt her "beautiful innocent babies".

Me: turns on "Black and Yellow" on phone
Soccer mom sitting 2 benches down with her toddler: EXCUSE ME what is that trash you are listening to? You better turn it off right this instant!!!
Me: Bitch you ain't my mother now shut up or move if you don't like my music, I was here first anyway
Soccer mom: I will tell your PARENTS about you corrupting my sweet innocent little baby! Now see what they say about that!
Me: *turns up music and flips her the bird*
Soccer Mom: *runs away crying*

by yeaaaaaboiii October 9, 2017

mom hat

A baseball hat

wow Jessica you're rocking your mom hat today.

by jesusreallylikesmeman June 12, 2017

molester mom

The mother of the group who is for some reason attracted to other members body's

She keeps talking about my ass she's a real molester mom

by Hfrujfhhbh June 29, 2017