Mexican iPod 

A cassette player - Most likely stolen or bought at a flee market for less then 20 pesos ($2 USD).

Amigo, you must have the most ghettotastic Mexican iPod I've ever seen! I know Jose, it even has an FM radio!

Mexican iPod by Pedro L. January 11, 2008

Mexican road map

Refers to the appearance of the skin and veins when the scrotal sack is stretched taut

After excessive drinking at a party, Johnny's dad showed everyone his Mexican road map

Mexican road map by Air Gonzo May 22, 2006

Mexican Fish Fry

It is a sexual act where a man cums inside a girl and then eats it out of her vagina.

Hey bro ! I totally gave her a Mexican Fish fry !

Mexican Fish Fry by Mustave Arod Oopyurpoupr August 4, 2009

Mexican Battery

Coca-Cola in any form, usually in can. Many Mexican households have at a minimum 72 cans at all times. The bottled non-hfcs version is prided as it actually comes FROM Mexico many times.

When in the morning, if being from any sort of latino heritage, you think a coca-cola would be an excellent addition to breakfast. This form of recharging the 'human battery' is thus, a Mexican Battery.

Mexican Battery by mikenator.L June 16, 2010

Mexican Prison 

When you cup a pussy in your hand without putting any fingers inside. Much like some maximum security Mexican prisons, where no guards are actually inside the prison walls, they only secure the perimeter.

Her "oh honey, not tonight, I'm on my rag."

Him "how about a mexican prison and a blowjob?"

Her "You read my mind. You are so sensitive."

Mexican Prison by The Muff Marauder May 14, 2011

mexican roulette

Russian roulette played with 6 bullets instead of 1.

Unload a few of these bullets from the chamber Alfonso, I don't feel like a round of Mexican roulette.

mexican roulette by LittleQuail August 26, 2011

Mexican Potluck 

A gathering wherein a group of people each bring a burrito ingredient, then everyone makes burritoes with the ingredients to eat for dinner while watching hilarious movies.

Let's head to Chris an Liz's, I hear they're having a Mexican Potluck with that new Machete movie... i've got an onion, here, take this carrot.

Mexican Potluck by Osmosis, lord of the dance April 8, 2012