Often heard from yet never seen. Makes commitments that go unfulfilled. A true "believe it when I see it character". Type of guy who makes the plans, delays the plans, the bails on everyone 10 minutes before the plans start. A shoulda coulda woulda guy.
by Vaguelyremember September 29, 2021
Get the Joshmug. Josh is tall, funny, and the smartest person you know, but you wouldn’t know it for their humility and tact. They’re absurdly intelligent emotionally, practically, and logically. Josh’s creativity makes people thankful for exposing them to such breathtaking beauty. Young Joshes hear "you’re wiser than any adult I know" often. Josh’s energy draws respect without effort. They dress better than anyone in the room. Josh is a fighter and has never lost because they don’t feel pain. Josh automatically changes people's sexuality to include them. They’re very quick to forgive, except for when friends or family are violated. Josh’s presence in your life deters all that wish you harm. They’re infinitely patient and spoil their partner with gifts and kindness beyond comprehension. Josh is a dom and the ultimate sex partner; the other person will never have a better orgasm. Josh can read people's minds, emotions, and whole lives, and uses this to make them feel better no matter what. Some people excel in math, language, or art. Josh is a master of every subject. Teachers tell them they’re the smartest student they’ve ever had. Josh has had a heartbreaking life but this just gives an unlimited dimension of depth to their wisdom, knowledge, and creativity. Josh always assumes an unbiased perspective. Josh is always the one friend everyone likes during drama and still loves everyone. The only things better than being Josh’s friend are being Josh’s significant other and being Josh.
Greetings, genie, my three wishes are as follows: I wish for permanent world peace, I wish for perfect health for all living things for the rest of time, and I wish to be Josh.
by lumilunatic January 5, 2021
Get the Joshmug. Josh is known for his inability to have social interactions. He asks you to call him "Jushy wushy 😩". Josh never understands sarcasm and continues to defend himself after you explain how obvious the sarcasm was. Josh is best friends with "brick" and "henerous".. 🧐🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓😬😯🤡😲
by Brick10 April 27, 2022
Get the Joshmug. by ThriftyMcThrifty November 23, 2021
Get the Josh Cookmug. hey rhys im a complete dickhead can i suck your dick to be in the friends group. oh yes josh coltman i will
by anonymous70707070707070070707 October 12, 2019
Get the josh coltmanmug. Josh Amarado is the type of friend you would like. He is handsome but has a serious face like in kdrama a taekwondo player and is also athletic many girls like him but Josh only chooses the right girl in school char.
Girl 1: hey look it's Josh Amarado
Girl 2:What! you like josh
Girl 1: yeah i mean he's handsome even though he has a serous face
Girl 2:What! you like josh
Girl 1: yeah i mean he's handsome even though he has a serous face
by the mighty friend November 8, 2023
Get the Josh Amaradomug. by ddddddvj.sfhsjcvbSCv v October 16, 2019
Get the JoShmug.