Playing with the dirty sock

another term for masturbation

"I wanna play with the dirty sock..."

by Aeron January 21, 2003

Grippy socks

Wearing socks during sex

Mark uses grippy socks in the bedroom.

by Somedude33 January 2, 2022

gentleman's dress sock

a more sophisticated term, and one that can be discussed out loud without embarrassment at the restaurant or lounge, for condom.

Buffy: Charles, this has been an incredible dinner. Perhaps a nightcap at my place should you have a gentleman's dress sock

by pinotara June 28, 2009

Lightning queer sock

A queer's sock hit by lightning. What the hell did you think?

Person 1: you're such a lightning queer sock
Person 2: wait....what?

by Angel578 April 28, 2013

getting pink socked

Its Where you pull out of the anal cavity extremely fast to where her anal cavity comes out and looks like a pink sock

So there i I was balls deep in this meet ring when I pulled out and to my surprise she was ruined by getting pink socked. Her ride will never ride right undercarriage all fucked up

by The ghetto philosopher December 19, 2014

Pair Of Pink Socks

When you and your partner prolapse both of your anuses and you shove your prolapsed ass into your partners gaped prolapse.

Last night me and my buddy Daniel made a pair of pink socks but the suction caused us to empty our bowels all over the floor.

by Jean_Kirk March 11, 2019

Socks Off FC

The mighty Socks Off FC are a legendary pro clubs team consisting of mark lewis, ryan incledinkiedonkeydoo, daniel kemp and brendan spelman. They always play the shocking tic tac and stuff them every time. Callum skillen is a midget.

Well done to the mighty Socks Off FC for absolutely slaughtering callum skillen on the pitch.

by Brendoid January 13, 2021