just a regular human

just a normal human being with no upsides or downsides

look, im not special. im just a regular human being.

by marine_ December 7, 2023

The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit

A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.

"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"

by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023

human griddypede

A human griddypede is the act of 2 or more people joined together forced into a continuous griddy

We’re stuck doing the human griddypede!

by Gridinator December 9, 2023

Human

The worst and most destructive species on Earth

I can't believe I'm a human. These creatures are awful

by A-Kitty July 2, 2023

human crotch rocket

A short girl with attitude that should scare you away but body that attracts you more

I saw you helping the human crotch rocket, how did it go?

I was scared and turned on but I think she was cool

by Edwardreeses1125 July 3, 2023

human crotch rocket

A short girl with attitude that should scare you away but body that attracts you more

I saw you helping the human crotch rocket, how did it go?

I was scared and turned on but I think she was cool

by Edwardreeses1125 July 3, 2023

human crotch rocket

A small girl with a temper that should scare you away but is so attentive you’re willing to throw caution to the wind. Like riding a fast motorcycle.

I had a date with the human crotch rocket last night!

How was it? I know she’s very aggressive!

Like riding a ninja in the rain!

You have fun though?

Omg yes!!

by Edwardreeses1125 July 3, 2023