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big juicy horse cock

A horse cock that is big and rather juicy.
After making sweet love to Jim, Sarah described his wang as looking like a big juicy horse cock. Whether this is a compliment or not is up for debate.
by Sexy McAssington May 1, 2018
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The eighth book in the Harry Potter series. All copies of this book will be invisible to everyone except the owner, due to illegal book sharing, so everyone has to get their own copy instead of borrowing others, seeing as J.K. Rowling is a poor, struggling artist who needs every bit of profit she can get... right. (sarcasm, for those who didn't recognize it)
Person 1: OMFG! Harry Potter and the Dead Horse is coming out! Gee, I wonder why it has such a weird title... what do you think?
Smart Person: personally, I think it's no use beating a dead horse, like J.K. does... jeez, it must be fuckin' horseburger by now... figuratively speaking.
Person: Oh. I still don't get it.
Smart Person: See what I mean...
by RoseThourne August 13, 2007
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see a man about a horse

by Big Steve September 4, 2003
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Crazy Horse, Paris, France

Crazy Horse (Pn) Burlesque and cabaret club in the Pigal arrondisement of Paris.

also,

A Crazy Horse running through the streets of Paris, looking for a friend. As coined by French pop band Stereototal
hark ! crazy crazy horse in paris france !
by ash+liz April 30, 2005
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Horse Girl energy

In general terms the female version of big dick energy but it can also be used as a term to describe how strong a females hips and skills are when she’s riding a guy
Damn Paige riding me with a shit ton of horse girl energy
by Georgia sidewinder October 26, 2018
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horse shit donkey dong

the guy that shows up at a party and trys to have sex with all your straight friends...and your girlfriend is the one that invites him.. A HOMO SEXUAL JACK ASS!
look at that horse shit donkey dong over there trying to pick up on Mark. I wish your girlfriend would tell him to go home!
by chris black sr June 21, 2010
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Look a gift horse in the mouth

A gift horse "lays" gifts, much like the golden goose.
You don't want to know what it eats.
The modern interpretation is corrupted from the original 'given,' not 'gifted.'
To not examine a gift is to ignore subtle compliments or insults, and can be dangerous. Such was the case in the Trojan Horse.
"This roast is delicious. Do you want to go to the slaughterhouse after?" mused Betty.
"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth." quipped Martha.

"My girlfriend's taking me out, but I think she got the money from whoring at the truck stop," said Jose.
"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth," cautioned Miguel.

(On a chairlift) "Isn't it sad there are no tee pees or buffalo here?" wondered Jane.
"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth," snapped Stacie.
by Assy Cheeks December 12, 2007
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