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douche guns

When 'that' friend holds up both of their fingers in the shape of guns waiting for you to understand the unfunny joke they just told.
you: circles are pointless
you: *douche guns*
by doucheguns August 12, 2014
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Mattel gun

A nickname for the original M16 rifle given to it by us troops due to its use of polymer parts and being lightweight, and also given that it was fragile and unreliable in its earliest iterations.
"I ought to try out this commie gun instead of that Mattel gun pos"
by Cakebutt September 10, 2025
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Gun

A weapon in which is commonly used in school shootings to cause increased damage. A multi component weapon that fires lead at a high acceleration.
Ex: "Dahm bro... Did you see that shooter pump those bullets from that gun into that teacher." Holy shit...
by CuntNughet March 2, 2019
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Medium Machine gun

A Medium Machine Gun is a type of machine gun characterized by firing full power rifle rounds(such as 7.62x51 mm NATO) and being usually belt-fed.
While they are light enough to be carried by one man they are usually crew served due to weight of the ammunition.
They can be used by infantry, vehicles and aircraft.
Here are some examples of MMG:M240, MG3 and MG42, FN MAG, M60, PKM.
The Army just ordered 50000 new medium machine gun to replenish their losses.
by Therealmerasmus August 8, 2023
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Blurry gun

A way of describing how an individual may meet his or her end (via natural causes and/or God’s will, of course) due to an act of violence showcased with a homemade gun emoji. The gun is blurry as it is in motion.
*Tinder profile:
I’m an open book.

Want to know something, just ask.

*Apple being unable to sync blocked contacts across all past devices

“I can’t believe he put ‘just ask me’ in his bio. I’ll never ask, in fact he deserves the blurry gun.”
by Never scared May 1, 2025
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Spirit Gun

Made famous in the anime, “Yu Yu Hakusho” you don’t shoot a beam of energy from your finger. Instead it’s when you’re fucking and the gash is so good you don’t pull out and your spirit energy busts out ya cock.
Kendall: Bro I got some crazy tang last night. I slipped and let the spirit gun rip. 😬
Greene: That’s crazy bro but I was there remember? That wasn’t tang…that was my bussy!
Dev: OH SHIT BRO
Kendall: Nah that never happened bro…it wasn’t you.
by Moe Lester THDT January 24, 2025
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State Mandated Anti-Gun Slop

Media clearly made by Hollywood or some other big budget execs pushing democrat talking points, usually against guns. Example being most cop shows, where officers are portrayed as the only ones competent with guns and civilians with guns are portrayed as trigger-happy gun nuts.
“Are those high capacity double barrel magazine extended clips, allowing you to fire a bigger bullet? You know assault weapons are illegal in Commiefornia, right?”

“Actually assault weapon is a very loose term, usually used by anti-gun people applied to any big black rifle to fear monger against guns. This is some State Mandated Anti-Gun Slop (totally low-key name drop)”
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