French Teacher 

The French teacher is one of the best teachers, one of the bois who you can make jokes with, unfortunately, they teach French which is unobjectively the WORST subject.

what do we have next? French, with the good French Teacher, I love them but I hate French

French Teacher by Gog403 May 27, 2023

French poster 

A staunch feminist, referring to French posters in the 1960s targeting Algerian women to unveil themselves.

John: "Check this tweet out by a feminist, she says women with veils are backwards!"
Josh: "Typical French poster behaviour."

French poster by YourLocalBrownie June 12, 2023

French Fries with Abs 

A more dignified name for "Waffle Fries". (Sadly, they will not give you abs)

Let's get some French Fries with Abs dude!

French Fries with Abs by 69+420=489 June 23, 2023

French Bukowski 

The act of grabbing a baguette , smearing poop like nutella in it , and offering it to other people as a snack or meal.

“Last night Lisa was giving me so much shit, I went to the kitchen, made a French Bukowski, and gave it to her… EAT SHIT LISA!”

French Bukowski by JoseAMelbollo June 27, 2023

French Tickle 

When a French person pulls out a baguette and proceeds to tickle you with it

“Man, Me and my girl just did the french tickle

French Tickle by Spaceracer69 July 8, 2023

French victory 

An absolute draw, or stalemate; Otherwise used to flatter oneself after a close competition where one did not necessarily lose, but cannot rightfully say they won.

“Hey man! I heard you got into a fight yesterday! Did you win, or what?”

“It was a pretty tough fight, but I think I pulled away with a french victory.”

French victory by Virum_Vixen July 12, 2023

french ferret

a stupid idiot who does good, also a fr*nch and a gay

wow i fucking hate french ferret

french ferret by abbabamoment July 25, 2023