Dick depressed

When a girl is depressed about the lack of dick in her life

Girl: I need to get laid It's been a while

Other girl: your dick depressed

by Madddie_t August 21, 2016

Dick Move

When your company sends you an email letting you know you can save $50 a month if you turn in a form from your doctor to the HR department on Monday. But sends you the email on Friday.

Dear valued employee, You can save $50 per month on your health insurance with our company if you send in the attached biometeric form filled out by your doctor by the deadline below. (Deadline is less than one business day from the date the letter was sent out. ) Signed, Your employer, Dick Move.

by vudukungfu December 22, 2015

Depression Dick

When you get too depressed to jerk off. Usually used when someone regularly jerks off.

Guy 1: "Did you jerk off last night?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, I had depression dick."

by NotARealPerson2 December 6, 2018

Dick for daycare

When you're with a chick that's crazy, but she watches your kid while you're at work. The sex is great, so you don't feel the need to go to your backup plan just yet.

Similar to a Bangmaid

Guy 1- "Why are you still with that crazy bitch?"
Guy 2-"She's cheaper than a babysitter"
Guy 1- "So it's a dick for daycare situation?"
Guy 2- "Pretty much"

by Roscoe Moist December 3, 2016

oatmeal dicks

why on gods green earth would you so even thing or possibly search this

why would you search oatmeal dicks

by gidZ5 October 24, 2019

comfort dick

The type of dick you give a girl (or boy) to cheer them up. Related to pitty fuck.

Britney: “babe my dog died”

Jeff: “so, you want that comfort dick or what?”

by comfort dicker June 4, 2018

dick chi

The energy derived in the male external genitalia, which, during sexual intercourse, is reverberated into the female genitalia, causing excessive lubrication and, in some cases, female orgasm. In these cases, dick chi is polarized into pussy chi.

I'm tired. Your pussy stole my dick chi!
Pussy chi
Chi
Balls
Sex
Orgasm
Dick
Pussy

by DickChiMaster February 3, 2014