blue pay check

Used me to gain fame & earn a blue pay check.

Used me to gain fame & earn a blue pay check.

by anonymous March 5, 2021

I'll forge a rubber check for you

What you snortingly/contemptuously tell someone who irrelevantly asks to be paid for something that he should let you have for free, such as an item that he'd already discarded. The joke is that said financial instrument would be DOUBLY worthless --- not only would it be a phony check, but the written info on it would be counterfeit, as well. :P

A humorous-natured local woman gigglingly asked me if I'd slip her a few bucks for some old chipped enamel saucepans that I'd salvaged from her curbside trash-pile, so I made a face at her and agreeably responded, "Sure thing --- I'll forge a rubber check for you for five dollars!"

by QuacksO March 24, 2022

Chester check

Slang for on-the-job when around a group of kids, scoping out any weirdos frequently and pedophile type looking people

Lifeguard1: alright Jeff give the place a chester check

lifeguard2: Oh damn I think I already see some middleaged guy chatting with a 12 yr old girl!

Lifeguard1: Wow it's only 11am.

by randomuser123 December 18, 2012

dickie check

What some Canadians call the Canada Child Benefit. Those people probably refer to it as that because babies are made by a dick and a vagina.

Honey! I just got my dickie check today

by Satanic Lunatic 666 March 24, 2022

Check my tie

When you've snorted cocain and want to know make sure there is no visible cocain on or in your nose.

Hey Tommy, check my tie, I just hit the slopes and there's no mirror.

by Folistic August 31, 2023

perm check

the act of checking one’s surroundings for valuables prior to leaving an area after a smoke sesh

AYO PERM CHECK

by freddie benson September 25, 2021

doubley checked

who the fuck says that

Person 1: It's okay I doubley checked! It's right!

Person 2: Carol are you fucking okay what happened

Carol, crying: yes

by somethingwithanA January 9, 2021