Cake Eaters

A person (usually of UK origin) who doen't have a clue about the Italian culture.

Cake eaters believe Bruschetta is pronounced Brew-shet-a. It's Bru-sket-a or simply Sket-a.

by Darren Scala October 25, 2003

Cake-eater

50's slang for a ladies man or these days a guy you'd call a "player"

Yo that guy fucks every girl he sees and doesn't care. He's such a cake-eater.

by Dumb13D00r1sAw3s0m3 March 22, 2011

caked up

A reference to someone's culinary skills, preferably in baking.

Paul wall outlines his family's history as bakers,
quite well-known in the Houston area...

"I got that paper 'cause I'm caked up like Betty Crocker."
~ Paul Wall - Way I Be Leanin', by Juvenile..
(Feat. Mike Jones, Paul Wall, Skip, Wacko)

by BHTX84 June 24, 2006

gold caking

when you piss on a woman's face and immediately ejaculate on it and the messy medley of man juice and liquid waste becomes fluffy and cakelike

dude, that girl doesnt care what the hell you put on her face. I heard Jimmy O'Keefe even gold caked her once.

by Dirk Diggler March 12, 2005

cheese cake

when someone jizzes in someones sandals then hides them in the freezer. Then later slides out the frozen jizz, thus making the cheese cake.

This cheese cake looks a bit white

by david bighairy June 14, 2011

Cake Eater

A high-paid athlete, that is married to a larger trophy wife.

Lamar Odom is a cake eater, cause that foo is married to Khloe Kardashian.

by dangbee May 15, 2011

cheese cake

(v) - to cheesecake; term used when recieving oral sex from a girl -- when jizzing all over her face, punch (or kick) her in the nose; usually results in a cheese cake, looking substance; an obscure form of gothic sex

goth1: "hey stop fandangling with my dog and get on your knees, you're gonna get cheese caked!"
goth2: "but dude I'm a guy..."

by The Jay Factor May 17, 2006