pull the hippo out of the mud

when at a restaurant with a group of friends, you have to pay the entire bill for everyone that's part of your party

it`s hard work to pull the hippo out of the mud, especially when you are on a shoe-string budget

by Sexydimma April 28, 2015

Mud

Another street name for heroin. Other common names for heroin included boy, tar, big H, snowball, dog food, smack (60's kind) and dope. It can be taken orally, injected and smoked. I personally recommend not doing it....

I sometimes think I should smoke mud, then I hear Fat Amy in the back of my head saying "mmm, better not."

by cj1519 June 6, 2015

Mud Pie Straw

When taking a dump and your is giving you head similar to a Blumpkin but you drop a big one and the splash hits her in the face

Dude let tell you about that hoe who drank through a Mud Pie Straw

by JoSco July 22, 2015

The Kansas City Mud Monkey

When you bone your lady in the ass until she shits on your pecker, then gives you a handjob.

Joanne was on the rag last night and I was horny, so we did the Kansas City Mud Monkey on the kitchen table.

by AK Daddy July 6, 2016

pull the hippo out of the mud

a) when you have pay the bill for a large group of friends at a restaurant or other drinking establishment

b) trying to solve a seemingly impossible- to- solve situation

It's almost impossible to pull the hippo out of the mud definition a), on a shoe string budget

by Sexydimma July 27, 2016

Mud butt

When you take a large shit and have to use like half a roll of toilet paper because your shit is like sticky tar. Shit smears instead of wiping off. When you wipe it gets messier before it gets clean.

Mud butt is the #1 cause of skid marks

by Michele_plus_one August 5, 2016

Mud Mine

When you give anal to someone with diarrhea and they shit on you.

"Hey dude, did you fuck Lexi last night?"
"Yeah, but she was sick. I hit her mud mine."

by Toopid Hoomar August 15, 2016