Turkey

The country that hosts the province, Batman.

I am going to Batman, Turkey.

by MemesDude January 19, 2024

Murderous Turkey

Reverse Thanksgiving.

"Gobble Gobble, Biiiiiiiitch."
"Wowzers! You really are a murderous turkey!"

by Pop Pop Zucchini February 4, 2016

Baste the Turkey

The act of dry humping or having sexual activity without actually exchanging fluids.

I don't want to have sex but I'll 'Baste the Turkey'.

by kisssmyclasss December 15, 2012

Slap my turkey

A way to say beating your meat.

Im gonna slap my turkey tonight even though its NoNutNovember.

by lebronisgoat November 2, 2018

turkey-boysted

state a penis is in when wet and erected

"Nah my dude you don't even know,he was sooo turkey-boysted!"
"Fuck man I'm to turkey-boysted right now!"

by turkey-boysted.com November 26, 2017

Turkey Basting

The act of filling up a Turkey baster with a strangers cum and impregnating your wife with it on thanksgiving.

"I love Turkey basting my wife for the government befits"

"Hey baby can you Turkey baste me tonight?"

by Ordinary description May 12, 2025

turkey tie

A plastic tie used to bind a turkeys legs. Also called cable or wire ties. Also used to shut up young disbelievers.

"Hand me those turkey ties, Jesse. This turkey is a fighter"

by someone besides robert November 9, 2017