The Influence of Jack

The complete and utter shut-down of all recognition of standards whilst masturbating, that provides the illusion of almost any female bearing attractiveness, and can also go as far as making sexual acts one would not deem attractive, enjoyable or "sexy".

Man, she was rank, but I was under the influence of Jack and I was prepared to take what I could get.

by The Philosophiser April 12, 2015

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jacking ape

Jacking ape is a pejorative term referencing the common sight of apes masturbating in zoos. Its use may be directed at those doing that which may be hard to explain to children or those doing something entirely out of place and thus ruining an activity for everyone.

You're like Michael Jackson at a playground.....such a jackin ape..

Its Halloween... Are you a ghost or a racist.....it doesn't matter you're a jacking ape nonetheless

by whatlife May 5, 2015

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Wookie Jack

Masturbating a hairy man.

Guy: Yo man my gf gave me a wookie jack last night
Friend: My mom told me that gives you hairy palms.

by Lol huh? July 9, 2015

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Ghost Jacking

The act of masturbating in one's sleep or while so intoxicated that you don't remember the act.

My wife said I wouldn't quit ghost jacking when I came home from the pub last night.

by Sen5ei9 September 1, 2016

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Jack-Ransleyophobia

When a guy (usually named Jack Ransley) is placed into a situation with a lot of tension surrounding it (usually social issues with girls involved).

Side Effects may include any of the following:
- Looking like a hulk (though having no muscle. (Does not include Green body)
- Scaring the Brisbane public at cinemas
- Punching holes in walls

Jack Ransley - "I was so pissed off last night when my ex showed up with her friends"
Guy 2 - "Damnnnnnn, How did it go?"
Jack Ransley - "Let's say they have Jack-Ransleyophobia now"

by Hakumai November 9, 2016

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