Waffle Argument

When a sentence is completely twisted or invented during an argument.
Essentially putting words in someone elses mouth to make them look bad or make yourself look better.

Person A: "I love pancakes!"

Person B: "So you hate waffles?!"

Person A: "No, stop using waffle arguments. That is a completely different sentence from what I said."

by Tomentos July 24, 2024

Dutch Waffle

A cross between a Dutch Oven and a Blue Waffle. When you fart in someone's vagina and she queefs it back out. As opposed to the normal scentless queef, this one will be as rancid as the infection it will cause later on.

The infection she got from that dutch waffle last week looks just like a "blue waffle".

by nodatahere September 21, 2020

Waffle Socks

A phrase used to describe something that is absolutely absurd.

Did you see Stacy’s outfit. It’s waffle socks!
My mom has lost her mind. She’s gone waffle socks.

by chicken.daddy March 23, 2025

Clot waffle

Someone whose thoughts stick together in one big dumb lump, then dribble out like half-cooked batter.

“Shut up, you absolute clot waffle.”
“Only a clot waffle could say something that dumb.”

by C1nnabunni September 17, 2025

wow waffle fries

when something is extremely interesting and or surprising, instead of saying "wow" you say "wow waffle fries"

wow waffle fries that's a cool looking donkey

by tabbypears October 31, 2022

waffle wench

The best like eva word eva , A adjective originating from the words wench and waffle. It can be used as a power ful insult

That waffle wench ate my waffles
We r well ard chavs n u are a waffle wench

by flamoog April 25, 2005

Waffle Trudge

“It’s when you shit so much that it fills up the bathtub and you have to walk back and forth through the humongous heap of excrement in an attempt to force it down the drain”

Gavin: How was your night last night bro?
Jake: it kinda sucked. Spent all night doing the waffle trudge.

by Adamr86 February 16, 2024