Dry waffles

When something or someone is super bland or boring.

"Shit's dry waffles man" "It was totes dry waffles"

by Jerjerad June 28, 2020

Waffle Stomper

An individual who shits in the shower only to stomp it down the drain with their bare feet typically resulting in an image similar to that of a waffle (e.g., a shit waffle).

Omg Ian B., stop being such a waffle stomper!

by Ian Burroughs September 2, 2023

Awful Waffle

A poorly worded or poorly used hashtag; extraneous and/or unnecessary usage of hashtags.

plural: Awful Waffles
adjective: awfully waffley

Jim: These tacos are great! #TacoTwosday #yum #Mexican #CornNotFlour #Impossible #Vegan #Tofu #AyeCaramba #WhyAmIwearingAsombrero? #CulturalAppropriation

Bob: Dude, those are some awful waffles #AwfuleWaffle

by anonymous June 18, 2023

soggy waffle

somethingg you should never eat.

"never eat soggy waffles"

by jibmels December 18, 2022

Stroop Waffle Style

sexual intercourse where the male is on top of the female and he pulls out and nuts on her chest.

“so how was the sex?”
“oh it was great, we did it stroop waffle style”

by lilpribs January 14, 2022

Blue waffle

Literally just a waffle with blueberries

Albert: Hey search up a blue waffle.

Chris: Oh ok.

Chris: Oh daddy, it’s blueberry waffles

by Traitor on your mom May 17, 2021

Blow a waffle

To fart

Whenever he bends down to pick up anything he can’t help but blow a waffle so loud it will startle the bejeezus outta you.

by Jeeja December 16, 2022