blue waffles

somebody told you to look this up. it's not waffles that are blue.

I love blue waffles for breakfast

by kaj333 December 2, 2023

chubby wubby waffle

basically hoda

oh sarah did you see that chubby wubby waffle"

by sarahdan January 27, 2017

Waffles

One of the only legit things on Urban dictionary

Not an idiot: I like waffles.
Idiot: Put it in my ###
Not an idiot: The frick? Are you a fecker?
idiot: yeh

by Frick dude! March 2, 2022

Slop waffle

Waffles covered in massive amounts of butter and syrup.

2003: kid serves himself a massive amount of slop waffles sitting down after riding bike all day getting ready to watch “Ed,Edd, n Eddy”

Life is good.

by Factus deletus June 7, 2021

Blue waffle

Josh

Josh is a blue waffle because he is a blue waffle

by Shita January 19, 2021

Waffle Moment

When you feel the need to bully and make fun of other. Extreme dick to other people.

I feel the need to do a Waffle Moment to the person on discord

by anonymous September 7, 2021

Cupertino Waffle

A deviation from "Laptop Waffle".

When you take a poop on somebody's MacBook, and then close the cover on it, creating a waffle-iron type effect "Designed in Cupertino".

If you go on the YouTube one more time, I'm going to make you a cupertino waffle that even Tim Apple would be shocked of!

by heilschnaps May 15, 2023