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hanging turkey

When you're walking or hiking and have to pee but can't afford to stop, so you turn around and start walking backwards so that you can pee while you walk without getting pee on yourself. The maneuver is named after your exposed cock and balls resembling a turkey beak and waddle. Also called a "walking turkey" or "hanging donkey."
I had to pee during that marathon but didn't want to lose any time, so I turned around and pulled a lil' hanging turkey.
by relentlessbukkake September 1, 2022
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Trinity Turkey Neck

The Trinity Turkey Neck is accomplished by having your partner sit on your shoulders facing you. You then take the entirety of his cock down your throat to the point his balls are draping over your chin. At this point you prance around the neighborhood like a turkey.
We had to call the game warden last week, turns out it was just Denis and Bill practicing the Trinity Turkey Neck.
by FyffandSG November 12, 2021
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STRANGER THEN A TWO HEADED TURKEY

Stranger then a two headed Turkey.

When you meet someone that is totally of the rails bat shit crazy but doesn't know it.
When you just give that look a turkey gives When trying to figure out what that crazy person is trying to say so you immediately smile and nod your head acting like you understand so they go away.
David was stranger then a two headed turkey with all his talk of ufo sightings and Aliens stealing his trash cans.
by trickster29 July 30, 2024
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Turkey Burbler

tur-key bur-bler

noun: a hangy, double-chin on a person, that moves of it's own volition, resembling a turkey's wattle.
Me: I have a lopsided double-chin.
Tristan: Are you saying you have an asymmetrical turkey burbler?
by amydawn187 January 20, 2019
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Boned a turkey

I recently heard this in one of my lessons and "boned a turkey" is basically a code name for having banged a girl/boy.

It is most commonly heard around Christmas time or in biology lessons.
"Will, I bet you've boned a few turkeys"

"Yes Sir I have"

"Hey mate I boned a turkey last night"
"How was it?"
"Awesome"
by Cbae17 March 27, 2016
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Mojive Turkey

a blackman in the ghetto going crazy...like a mojive turkey!!
he was going nuts like a mojive turkey!!!
by Lucster September 9, 2020
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Turkey Mountain

When you sit backwards on the toilet and take a ginormous shit
I just took my lunch break and left a huge Turkey mountain.
by Powderpuff guy June 8, 2023
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