Skip to main content

run a thomas

when a bunch of guys take turns banging a girl, one after the other after the other...like a train
6 guys wanted to run a thomas on one chick, but she was tired after the second
by lubadubdub October 30, 2007
mugGet the run a thomas mug.

Clarence Thomas

verb -- to place a pubic hair on a beverage container -- usualy done as a prank. Named after the United States Supreme Court Justice who allegedly held up a can of Coke and asked "who has put a pubic hair on my Coke?" to the woman (Anita Hill) he supervised and was harrassing sexually.
Bob pranked me bad last night by ordering 20 pizzas delivered to my room, but I got him back by Clarence Thomasing his Dr. Pepper at lunch.
by sguire June 8, 2013
mugGet the Clarence Thomas mug.

The Thomas Kissing Game

love the Thomas Kissing Game. (so called after the first Thomas we played with was Thomas).

The rules are simple:
1. Select a 'Thomas' this can be someone you know, or for the more advanced players, a random in a pub/club/public area.
2. Player 1 kisses the 'Thomas' without him noticing (usually on the back or shoulder)
3. The following players take it in turns to kiss the Thomas
4. There is no winner, but you lose if you get punched by the Thomas
5. Actually you can win if you are the last to get punched.

Notes:
The more long and lingering your kiss the better
Eye contact with a rival player during kiss is an extra nice touch
kudos is awarded for kissing in special zones (Thomas' have been kissed on the shoe and crotch)
It is also acceptable to recruit the help of others not initially involved in the game to kiss Thomas. This works particularly well with girls kissing a male Thomas because they are much less likely to get punched.
For players aged 5+
no of players 2-12

Now get out there and enjoy it.

x
Y: Lets play the Thomas Kissing Game

X: Who is the 'Thomas' tonight? how about that really annoying prick over there.

Y: No way, lets make it that geeky boy over there.

X: OK, I will go first, but remember i am kissing him but looking at you.
by simonmillage January 23, 2009
mugGet the The Thomas Kissing Game mug.

Eggs Danny Thomas Covid Style

A delicious pandemic twist to a traditional Eggs Danny Thomas. When you turn your plexiglass covid protection shield horizontal and watch from underneath while a lovely lady of the evening graciously pinches off a steaming crumpet or two for your enjoyment.
The office is full of plexiglass covid shields. WTF are we going to do with all these? Let’s take a couple and head to Vegas. I’m sure we can score some eggs Danny Thomas covid style. Let em drop braaaaaahhhh! I’m down.
by Dick Onchin May 8, 2021
mugGet the Eggs Danny Thomas Covid Style mug.

rob thomas

A man who every single guy in America should be jealous of and wish they were him, because every single girl and woman in America likes him more than the man they're with.

He also happens to be a fine singer/songwriter/performer, formerly of Matchbox Twenty.
Never take a girlfriend to a Rob Thomas concert because you'll end up going home alone while she waits for 2 hours to get a glimpse of him coming out the back of the theater and get into his limousine, at which point she'll realize she has no chance and may or may not settle for you.
by Rob's envious fan May 4, 2006
mugGet the rob thomas mug.

stupid ass Thomas

He is really stupid, he gets no boys maybe girls. He wears the same clothes everyday. He sounds and looks stupid going. Then he has a bestfran that also looks stupid. She thinks she has nice shoes but looks ugly all the time
stupid ass Thomas was lookind stupid today at school
by Tommy Inglewood January 16, 2019
mugGet the stupid ass Thomas mug.

St Thomas more

this is the worst school in the history of the world even the poorest parts of the world make this school look like the down side of the earth they always mess there students around and if students do not do there detentions or homework the schools head takes them into a small room rapes and then badly beats the pupil till they beg for there life
' dude have you heard of that school st Thomas more?

that place scares the shit out of me '
by smellyboyjoe January 20, 2013
mugGet the St Thomas more mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email