toilet goblin

a toilet goblin is a small child or pet that likes to follow you to the bathroom and sit next to or on your legs/feet wile you poop

ugh must you follow me *pet's name* i'm just taking a crap. i don't need an audience quit being such a toilet goblin

by bananabean 1957 April 26, 2021

toilet bitch

n. When all progress (or movement) is halted by a previously inconspicuous item (or person)

When your hammer gets stuck in a toilet "Sorry, just hold on. Just gonna break it while I get my hammer outta here! You FUCKING.. TOILET. BITCH." # TOILET BITCH

by KyleHUNK April 27, 2021

Toilet Bus Boy

Aka worse than a garbageman and the person who cleans shit.

My friend Alex is a toilet bus boy, he failed college.

by Real YT Tartarus May 4, 2021

Toilet Paper Patriot

Toilet Paper Patriots are those American citizens who are in support of the insurrection on Jan 6 but were too much of a coward to do it themselves.

Also those who promoted and incited the rhetoric via Social Media that caused the Jan 6 insurrection but was didn't take part in the attack itself are also Toilet Paper Patriots.

Carl talked all big and bad about how he would do something against the government if given the chance but when the time came he was at home in his mom basement being a Toilet Paper Patriot.

by ORC was here May 7, 2021

Toilet Chan

A sentient toilet that simps for Hitler and consumes his diarrhoea.

Oh boy gotta do a poo poo for Toilet Chan

by ó h h é ł ł ó t h é r é June 2, 2021

Fishnet toilet paper

When something or someone is not trustworthy.

Most politicians are like fishnet toilet paper. You can’t trust much of what’s coming out of their mouth. It’s all crap.

by Elise girly May 19, 2021

Skibidi (toilet) / Škibidi

The word "Skibidi" originated from a scat singing verse of the song "Dom Dom Yes Yes" by Biser King and was popularized through a series of short form YouTube videos by user DaFuq!?Boom!. In linguistics it is commonly referred to as a nonsense word, because it conveys no actual meaning and is used solely for phonetic nicification, mostly sarcastically. Although it has no definite meaning, it can change that of a sentence and its effect varies slightly based on its context.

In the original version of the song it is pronounced as "Škibidi", which sounds like "Shkibidi"; this original pronunciation is found mostly in the Middle East and eastern Europe, though usually less frequently than the english adaption of it.

Aiden: "Have you seen the baddie that i bagged just yesterday man? She is FREAKY!"
Jermaine: "Damn bro, she fine as hell! You got that rizz, bro."
Aiden: "Skibidi rizz!"

Skibidi (Toilet) / Škibidi

by hirotrupp August 17, 2024