by Protensky September 03, 2018
Dark nipples which look to have overtaken a breast and remind you of your breakfast. Most common of Middle Eastern tits.
"Jesus Sally, I didn't expect to find you had fried egg nipples".
Fried egg nipples tend to remind me of mothers, they don't turn me on.
Fried egg nipples tend to remind me of mothers, they don't turn me on.
by Neilwarri September 25, 2015
Jane: Hey look at that swimmer... She has cockroach nipples!
Antoinette: Ewwwww that's gross. I wouldn't want that!
Antoinette: Ewwwww that's gross. I wouldn't want that!
by LiterateSwimmer July 25, 2021
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This is what happens when you roll over in bed using your elbows and accidentally crush your side-sleeping partner’s nipple between your elbow and the mattress. Generally makes said partner very very angry.
by Smartmouth78 July 18, 2019
When you get so wasted or high that you witness someone’s nipples come to life and start talking to you.
Tim: *Takes one look at Angelica’s tits.*
Angelica’s tits: *Come to life* Hello Tim. *The talking nipples say*
Tim: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Angelica’s tits: *Come to life* Hello Tim. *The talking nipples say*
Tim: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
by IAmTheOneWhoShits August 07, 2024
by pudgie1o1 November 15, 2017