the michael jordan v2 

When you are f ing a girl in the ass you pull your penis out right before you are about to blow your load and stick your tongue out and then catch it on your tongue and spit it in the girls face.

i was fucking your mom and sister and a little bit of your dad on the side(but he was pretty much just watching)when i thought of the michael jordan v2 and it was so AMAZING!!!

the michael jordan v2 by PROninjaBEESH March 10, 2010

The biggest smelly virgin 

Ellie Hendo

Person 1: omg who is that over there ?!
Person 2: omg that’s the biggest smelly virgin!!!

The biggest smelly virgin by Edawg6969 September 25, 2020

The river raisin volcano 

When your fucking from behind and insert mentos and diet soda into the other persons asshole. Remove your duck and watch the volcano erupt.

Greg told me he gave his wife the river raisin volcano last night

The river raisin volcano by The river raisin volcano December 15, 2020

The Empire of Vulasjia 

The Empire of Vulasjia is a newer nation, an imperial empire.

"Have you heard of The Empire of Vulasjia? I heard they only have 3 years mandatory of education."

The Empire of Vulasjia by Vulasjian Emperor January 7, 2022

The Poat Nesaki Voice 

The voice someone makes when impersonating neskai, it’s usually a nerdy voice but different

Guy 1: hey do the The Poat Nesaki Voice
Guy 2: ok

The Poat Nesaki Voice by johndalegreen November 20, 2022

The cat’s vajanas 

Someone or something that is excellent and deserving of praise. A semi-crude but subtle crossover of the phrases “the cat’s ass” and “the cats pyjamas” pronounced similar to pyjamas but contextually a felines vagina. To be used when in the company of likeminded peers that can be crass but in a PG-13 language setting where “the cat’s ass” might be too strong a use of language (with children present or around clergy members for example).

Bill: Hey Tom, I saw you pull up to the school in a new Lincoln Aviator. What do you think of the massaging seats?
Bill’s 6 year old son Bobby: Dad, what’s an Aviator?
Bill: It’s a very nice car, son . . . Well, Tom. What do you think of them?
Tom: Honestly, their the cat’s vajanas.

The cat’s vajanas by Dr. Jett January 12, 2023

The SVT (Sloppy Vagina Theorem) 

The Sloppy Vagina Theorem (SVT) states that if a girl is still a virgin and has never used her vagina then she has no need for upkeep and it will more than likely be sloppy.

Thomas: Man I'd love to fuck Audry
Charlie: Dude she's never her vagina before
Thomas: Fuck that means its sloppy
Charlie: Damn SVT...

The SVT (Sloppy Vagina Theorem)

The SVT (Sloppy Vagina Theorem) by Cbuck25 August 27, 2009